1. Don't break - ever - why would you? Just honk, people will move over. How dare they get in your way?!
2. Red Light? What Red Light?
3. This is Lebanon, do what you want!
2. Red Light? What Red Light?
3. This is Lebanon, do what you want!
4. Rosary - check, religious stickers - check. Make a cross at every Maria Statue we pass - check. You will now survive the crazy streets.
5. Cars going to opposite way of you is totally normal. You actually blinked twice?
6. Car not working? No big deal.
7. If you'd like to drive a taxi, get an ID. Any ID. Who cares if it isn't yours. They never said it had to be yours.
8. Do not tell a cab driver they do not know where you want to go so you'd rather not get in the cab. They may follow you. And yell at you. And not be happy. Cab drivers always know where you want to go. You must be crazy for thinking otherwise.
9. Taxis are impromptu tour guides if you get lucky.
10. Don't drive.
5. Cars going to opposite way of you is totally normal. You actually blinked twice?
6. Car not working? No big deal.
7. If you'd like to drive a taxi, get an ID. Any ID. Who cares if it isn't yours. They never said it had to be yours.
8. Do not tell a cab driver they do not know where you want to go so you'd rather not get in the cab. They may follow you. And yell at you. And not be happy. Cab drivers always know where you want to go. You must be crazy for thinking otherwise.
9. Taxis are impromptu tour guides if you get lucky.
10. Don't drive.
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